Yes, I’m a (passenger) princess.

I’m also very pale.

I wouldn’t say I’m easily convinced, but I’m not—not gullible. 

I’m half Kiwi. The nationality, not the fruit.

Unpopular Opinion: Pepsi > Coke

Ever tried running on a treadmill with three people? Don’t.

I don’t have a favorite color, but yes, if you put a gun to my head I would pick yellow.

Maddie Patty Pudding Pie fell into a koi pond when she was eight and has been terrified of big fish ever since.

I promise that I’m gonna do my very best and that ain’t no lie, if you put me to the test, if you let me try. (press play)

C’mon, press it. You know you want to.

Welcome to the Mad(die)house.

Welcome to the Mad(die)house.